puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
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Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
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You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
Google Maps needs to have a hungover setting. That bitch talks too loud and all I want is breakfast tacos & a bloody fucking mary.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
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