Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
so i fell out of a tree on the ave last night. someone told me there was alcohol at the top. bastards.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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