too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
ugh, today is just one of those 'get high before your 8am class' days.
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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