no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
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I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
She could makes a perfectt roast dinner drunk but she nearly sets the kitchen alight microwaving popcorn.
Stormed out of the house in frustration and now I'm in public and have to take a rage dump. Today sucks.
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On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Because I chose to live vicariously through your uterus and you're letting me down right now.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
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