Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
You text me last night that you invented a new food. Cheese-less grilled cheese. Congrats, you made toast.
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
I apologize for getting really drunk, taking off my shirt, bitching someone out, crying, and breaking something at your party next weekend...
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
...im seriously confused as to why this doesn't make sense to you. Girl hostage, rob casino. Makes perfect sense.
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
He just seemed to happy to be having sex with me that it ruined the mood for me. I just wanted to punch him.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
if my 20s were a chapter in my autobiography, it would be called "the room is spinning and my hands smell like dick"
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