I've rolled joints bigger than that penis.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
we used that portable toilet as a cooler to keep coronas. next person who tells me hospitals arn't fun needs to come party in rm 180.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
When i said you could use my car and have sex in the back....i wasn't being serious.
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