It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
It sounds miserable..I have to wear a dress and it's a cash bar?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
Just got into a fight with a trashcan, today is obviously not going to be my day.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
Nxt time we drink that much, we'll have to hide the crayons. Crayola-ing a mural on the living room wall wasnt the brightest idea, but it sure is classy. Right?
Randomize
