I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
He used his penis as a puppet and sang Rihanna's Hard..... so no, we will never see each other again.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
I didn't mean that as an expression. I'm literally asking if you want to watch Netflix and do nothing.
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