Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I have grass duct taped all over my body
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
fuck off. It's 10am and I'm drink gin and ginger ale through a twizzler straw. My life is marvellous
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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