Do vagina's smell?
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
I want a musical about memes.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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