I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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The Masters... another excuse to excessivly start drinking by 1
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
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As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
Randomize