I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Dude, why did I wake up with ketchup packets in my bed and the stove in my room??
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
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