White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i just found an uncooked ramen noodle in my underwear
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
I, soberly, gave myself a concussion trying to take a pic of my vagina. Fuck you and your hangover.
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
An old biker dude just flirted with me at Food City. I enjoyed it. God damn I need to get laid.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
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