There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
May have just accidentally purchased an iphone on Kate's credit card. This has potential to be bad.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
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we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
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Yo I found your batman costume.... It was in my pool with a shitload of beer cans
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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