it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I gave you a lap dance in a bowling alley... And I was Fine?
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
They should just send me home - I'm literally doing nothing but watching porn and listening to pandora.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
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