i went to toss her salad and she had a toilet paper clinger on one of the hairs
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
We hooked up for a while and on his way out he high fived me and said "stay weird"
Finally met a man who appreciates my beer pong skills, definitely a keeper for the weekend
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
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