take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
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