dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
Liz is crying about burritos again.
It's a whole movie about Joseph Gordon-Levitt watching porn and having sex... I NEED to own it..
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
I will have you know I turned Latino David Arquette down for sex because he's married. Total. Moral. Victory.
Flo's in town, ain't she.
He is a sweet angel sent from dick heaven!
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
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