i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Thought I was doing makeup today for a photo shoot for a short film. WRONG. Try I'm on the set for a Fucking Sci-Fi PORN.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
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