They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
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I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
It's the only time I've ever felt manly shitting myself
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
driving home I had the GPS in one hand and puking in the coffee cup
So no more sangria road trips?
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
For a second I thought I had fallen asleep on the floor and freaked out. Then I thought somehow I was on drugs. This is my life.
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