Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
You wouldn't let me clean the puke off your face because I'd mess up your cat whiskers. Now that's dedication.
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Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Check having sex on the rocks and dirt on the peak of saddleback mountain off my list.
I felt like a god.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
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This weekend I forgot a cup, so I drank my wine out of a Pringles can. So classy. You would have been so proud.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
I just spent the last three days trying to hook up with a dude for his pool privileges
Best and worst whiskey dick ever. I am hungover and can't move from the hours of sex, he on the other hand has a raw bruised dick. I win.
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