The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
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He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
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So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Good night I hope you dream about knitting and threesomes
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean, I'm shallow, narcissistic, and selfish, but I'm an amazing friend sometimes
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