I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
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they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
And the best part is that she's coming home to find that I completely shaved her dog.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
I can't tell if I'm getting better at doing my online spanish hw drunk or if my teacher is just grading on creativity. Either way that senoritas gettin an applebees gift card when i graduate.
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At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
No, he wouldn't have sex with me....but on the brightside I managed to fit the entire falafel sandwhich in my purse!!
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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