these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
Hannah wants to know if she cant borrow your stats notes because she threw up on hers.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
all i remember is him tryin to explain to the girls how to effectively hit the strip club with their bfs
hes actually pretty persuasive when he drinks
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
yeah...well...life isn't all puppies & lap dances
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
She sent me a thank you card for not fucking her boyfriend...
Having sex with him is like yoga. I do it in the morning and then can't walk for three days afterwards.
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