woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
The "puke-towel" started to grow something...
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
These margaritas aren't just going to regret themselves.
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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