i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
Currently in a meeting. i am playing the not throw up game. god i hope i dont lose.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
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SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
Just so you know my hand is still healing from where you drunkenly clawed me last Saturday
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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