Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
I've never been to a "going away to jail" cookout. do we bring a present?
That last minute feeling of hesitation on whether I should bring my health card to the bar usually means I'm in for a good night.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
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