I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
and he should realize what an amazing ex i am for encouraging my best friend to hook up with him
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
3 2 1 whiskey
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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