I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
Your a horrible friend, i only tried to do the right thing by moving you off the floor.. that was not an invitation to puke all over my bed and attempt to use my dog to mop it up.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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