Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
For my 21st birthday, I require a kiddy pool filled with vodka. Make it so.
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Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I apparently insisted on hugging all the bushes and apologizing for pollution on the way home.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
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Based on the fact my iPad is covered in pizza, I'm going to assume I ate pizza last night
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
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