his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
you are going to have to live with the consequences, i'm going to fuck your sister
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Visiting Houston was a good decision for my penis.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Hey, YOU try working out drunk every night! Besides, I think at least one of those bruises is a hickey.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Randomize
