i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
you have to choose: penises or morals?
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
I just found a list in your handwriting titled "Places I've Peed." The National Mall and 'under the second bridge after the bend in the road' are two of the tamer entries. I tip my hat.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
Randomize
