just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i love how i spend my mornings exploring my phone to see what i did last night.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
College: when you wake up drunk without pants and wearing a Cosby sweater
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
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