Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I totally just pulled my thong out of my purse at the grocery store. Oops.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
have you ever tried to puke in an automatic flushing toilet? impossible
I just found out through a drunken phone call that my parents thought I'd grow up to be a porn star. It's kind of scary how accurate they were at how skilled I'd be at sex.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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