batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
u know u need to get laid when watching mike wazowskis gf from monsters inc makes u horny
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
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I appreciate the offer. Swallowing pride is much like swallowing cum, difficult and unpleasant
All I can think about is getting a lawsuit and chocolate
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
That accounts for only three of the penises
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Oh dear. If we're both hearing alien sounds then perhaps they're real.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
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