For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
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My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
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How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
I'm getting married
To pizza
When are your genitals available?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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