Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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