if any two of us come back from the bar and aren't getting laid we will systematically destroy everything in the kitchen
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
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she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
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I'm eating ramen over the toilet. Fuck my life
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
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