I was just curling my hair topless and I just burned my nipple. Ouch.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I keep having dreams where I tie him up and eat cookies off of him while riding him. Wtf brain.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
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