you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Have u ever been so drunk that pissing urself felt like a better idea than walking to the bathroom? I entered those waters last night
I'm gonna have bed sores at the end of this hangover.
imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
My stomach is revolting cause i have put food in it and no alcohol.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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