i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
Send me the picture of my mugshot, my boss got arrested last night and I'm trying to make her feel better.
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Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
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This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
I don't wanna shit myself again in 2015
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