you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Cover your phone. Photos of streaking frat guys incoming.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
My Dachshund waddled into the room carrying a rolled-up pad in her mouth with period blood. This day is clearly off to a good start.
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