You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
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shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I think I just agreed to be an escort for an Asian guy who's gonna be in the city next weekend before he moves back to Shanghai...
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
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Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
My aunt comes over, haven't seen her in 4 years. First thing, looks me up and down and goes "...yup, that pair ripened nicely. Theyll get you some free drinks"
I think you were raised by the wrong sister
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Fall is here I will miss walking downtown in nothing but paint and pasties
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
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