K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
a pedometer??? no beatles?Steve jobs just took a dump in CA and it landed on my heart
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
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today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
I'm in a pile of cheezits at an unfamiliar location watching dateline on tlc. Stage an intervention.
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IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Just got offered cocaine at ihop. Stay classy America.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
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