Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
Just sold all of my pants in order to buy tonight's whiskey. Goodbye, high functioning alcoholism. Hello, Dad.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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