When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
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I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
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i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I just fell out of my doorway to go to class so if that doesn't describe how my night went idk what will
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
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