I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
We ran out of things to say while we were playing Never Have I Ever so we started playing I Have Done This... Have You?
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
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When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
6 pack came off in the shower. Sharpie is not forever.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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