party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I'm drunk on a monday night. Not a good start to finals week
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
Just did a "spirit of homecoming" bump off a stranger's credit card. A stranger that dropped us off at home. Erica's bad. How do allllll of the Eastern Europeans know how to find drugs so easily?!?
Watching the wiggles while tripping on acid is the scariest fucking thing of all time
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
So unmotivated today.
Who am I kidding. So unmotivated this decade.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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