Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I Woke up still tied to the bed. I would say, it was a good night!
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
You turned down sex for fried cheese??
My penis and doctor won't be happy with me, but come on. Fried cheese!
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