Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
vodka and carrot juice, if im gonna drink i at least got my 8 servings of vegetable
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
I think mounting someone proves who's house this is
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize