is it bad that i kinda- ok, reallyyy don't remember having sex with him last night?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
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So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
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I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
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