I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
I'm eating a subway sandwich in the bathtub because I don't want to move. God bless boys from Brooklyn
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
She's in labor and I'm doing shots. Whose the real winner here?
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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